fecelatio

The act of performing felatio on a penis that has feces on it.

He was doing her in the butt, and it got messy, so cleaned up his penis by giving him some fecelatio.

by Evil T April 23, 2009

fecalative

Professional way of saying an idea is shitty.

Having reviewed your proposal, we found your plans quite fecalative, and therefore cannot grant the funding you seek.

What did you think of the movie? Fecalative.

by spicy lengua July 23, 2009

fecalfication

the act of releasing fecal matter from your anus.

wow i just experienced fecalfication and it was good.

by davidree August 18, 2009

fecaliscious

1. (adj.) Used to describe an object, place, or person which has the quality of being as appetizing as a pile of dung.
2. (adj.) The quality of being blissfully and sublimely full of shit.

She was so proud of it , but her souffle was fecaliscious. I wish they'd cut that crap off the jukebox, John Mayer is so fecaliscious. (fits both definitions 1 and 2, mind you)

by honeyfeathers March 6, 2010

fecalbag

Used to clean ones anus, the remains are then placed in a bag and most commonly used in backyard games such as frisbee, kickball, or baseball.

Guy 1: Hey, I just took a nasty shit in this fecalbag.
Guy 2: Great! Now we have something to play baseball with.

by Raiden & Sub Zero April 5, 2010

Fecal Bomb

Poopie, to poopie

dude i gotta pull a fecal bomb right now

Translation: Dude i gotta poopie right now

by SuperGurustyle June 29, 2010

fecoid

Resembling or pertaining to a fecus or feci.

Let's twat him. He's a total fecoid.

by Fecusmeister September 9, 2010