Donkey Balled

When, in an attempt to do something witty, you accidently cause yourself a large degree of problems.

Bryan: "That was a pretty funny file name for that picture, eh? 'The Prof Sucks Donkey Balls'!"
Josh: "Did you rename it before you sent it?
Bryan: "..."
Josh: "DONKEY BALLED!"

by Philippe Castonguay November 18, 2005

donkey shag

a word often used as a compliment to someone who you may find attractive and 'puts you in the mood'

he looks like a nice piece of donkey shag

by phoebe buckley June 2, 2008

Donkey Stomp

To jump from a higher object onto a lower object with both feet together.

Dude, have you heard that Bob donkey stomped Jane? She is no longer pregnant or with him.
Really? The headboard can support his fat ass?

by Tripp69 March 26, 2010

Donkey Punch Slip and slide

When engaged in anal sex(over a table or a bench top)and the man is about to ejaculate, he quickly punches her in the back of the head(to knock her out) and withdraws his penis ejaculating all over her chest when she is unconscious. Then he grabs one shoulder and the opposite leg and slides her across the table or bench(While she is still unconscious). With the assistance of the semen all over her chest she should be able to slide off the table with a decent throw.

Bob: I gave Doris Donkey punch Slip and slide Yesterday. The children were asking why there was so much Broken glass.

by Jesus' dog :3 November 19, 2011

donkey thump

When you donkeythump someone, you fuck them in the ass and when you're about to blow your load you whack them on the back of the head so they clench. I have experience with this myself.

I donkeythump, therefore I am, although have been donkeythumped myself several times

by MarineJulio May 5, 2004

Sideline sugar donkey

1. A girl that is boot or fat that you stay away from when you try to fuck her hot freind.

2.The ugly freind in a group of girls that you will probably end up fucking when you are drunk as a result of all the others turning you down.

1. That chick Ashly with the huge tits came by my house the other day but she brought a sidline suger donkey with her.

2. Aw man im never dinking again!I was so shit faced that after the third girl turned me down i just got my dick sucked by that sideline sugar donkey!!

by Dirty-C February 12, 2005

donkey porn

When a dirty male female watched a donkey rideing some skanky old woman like a village bike!!

Niamh!?!? wats this you watching DONKEY PORN eeehhhh uhhhhh ehhhh uhhhhh

by Char The Star =n= Ceebee October 4, 2004