duck's breakfast

a shit and a drink of water

I woke up in the garage feeling rotten, I was only fit for a duck's breakfast

by roaryourarseoff June 5, 2013

night ducks

When you are at a party and you excuse yourself to go outside to fart, you are checking on the "night ducks" as they are migrating at this time of year.

GEEZ Johnnie that is the third time you went outside in the last 1/2 hour. "Yup, checking on the "night ducks".

by coyotemutt January 24, 2015

tossing ducks

Throwing the football so damn good it's like its flying.

The quarterback was tossing ducks out there

by Crackswar March 18, 2015

Pregnant Duck

My wife looks like a cute little ducky. When she is pregnant

Aww baby you look. So cute just like a. Pregnant duck

by Geo Voom September 22, 2016

duck wack

When you eack a duck with a floppy object.

That man just duck wacked with a wet stick.

by Steven beeven November 24, 2016

The ducks are sleeping

1 You would say this when you are in a boring conversation

2 when someone mentions someone who's boring

Person 1:.....so then when we got to the park......

Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping

Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping

by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019

Frenching the duck

When you stretch your foreskin out horizantally and your significant other bends over and proceeds to stick their tongue inside the small gap as if to French kiss a ducks bill

I was equally excited and disturbed last night when my girlfriend surprised me by frenching the duck

by Kentonawesome April 3, 2019