Disownworthy

When your best friend says something so retarded or embarrassing you feel the need to pretend you don't know them.

Friend "I just lolcated"
Me "Lolcated? Honey, that is disownworthy"

by Cafe girls. November 22, 2011

disoriental

An asian driver.

There are many disorientals at the Costco parking lot.

by MusicAdict November 30, 2011

Disobae

When you dont listen to bae

John disobaed his girlfriend, so he's in the doghouse tonight

by ughfineehhh December 27, 2014

disordinated

Misshapen, out of place, bizarre and random.

You're so disordinated.

by Mouse1012 January 2, 2015

disordar

The intuitive ability to detect personality disorders among people one has just met or seen on tv. Similar to the way "gaydar" is used to detect members of the LGBTQ community who might or might not be "out".

A: "It turned out that guy I was dating has narcissistic personality disorder."
B: "Yeah, he totally set off my disordar. I tried to warn you."

by Purple Jon December 17, 2017

Disorder

The best part of Toxicity - System Of A Down.

"You!
What do you own the world
How do you own DISORDER, DISORDER
Now!
Somewhere between the sacred silence
Sacred silence and sleep
Somewhere...
Between the sacred silence and sleep
DISORDER, DISORDER, DISORDER!"

by viruscasper January 22, 2018

disorienated

It’s kinda the same as “disorientated” but “disorienated” it is when you fuck your self (or someone absolutely smashes you) until the point when everything you see looks like it has a dildo on it.

Wow dude, I got soooo disorienated last night.

by Trythatass6479 February 17, 2018