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dip shit

why is max such a dip shit.
by ihateanna123 March 13, 2019
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Panera dip

\ˈpan ˈer-ə ˈdip\ v. the distinctive characteristic motion by potential Panera Bread customers carrying a laptop bag when entering the establishment and looking for a seat in the proximity of an outlet. The motion is denoted by a few steps forward, a bending at the waist with a look left or right to see if there is an outlet, repeat. Usually seen in numbers at peak hours when outlets are mostly taken by students and laptop loners.
Panera should have installed more outlets, there are 5 people doing the Panera dip.
by youtube-MercTV March 15, 2009
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fruit dip

When a straight mans experiments with gay sex; When a man prematurely aborts a homosexual act. Also: fruit dipper, one who experiments with homosexuality; fruit dipped, to be abandoned during sex by a fruit dipper; dip one's fruit, to experiment with homosexuality.
Steve thought he was gay in college but it was just fruit dip. When Sal went down on Bill he thought it was a sure thing, but it ended up being fruit dip.
by fruit bowl August 23, 2011
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Dip Dick

When yer on the potty and yer spittin a fat sippin lippie in between yer legs and yer spittin misfires and yer schlong gits all covered in dip juices
Dang Nabbit, momma didn't bring home twinkles and Mountain Dew from Walmart ... and I got dip dick!
by bored mother fucker no lifer December 23, 2017
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Pogo-Dipping

The act of inserting ones thumb into their rectum and then hopping up and down on one foot.
1.) Chris was so horny last night that we caught him pogo dipping when we got home.

2.) Colin kicked Josh for Pogo-Dipping in the break room.
by PhilThomasKatt February 3, 2010
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Idiot dip

When a guy throws a giant dip, and walks around his parents yelling and screaming like an inbread hill billy. The result is him getting the shit slapped out of him buy his hard ass father.
Jimothy: Hey guy how big is that dip?
Dave: half a can!!
Jimothy: that is an idiot dip!!
by daveball February 25, 2011
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Tennessee Dip

When a girl takes a filled used condom and sticks it in her bottom lip and slowly sucks the cum out similar to the way one chews Tabacco.
After sex I couldn't find the condom because Miriam was jones'in for a Tennessee Dip.
by Big waters house July 10, 2016
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