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Swab the poop deck

A sexual act where you dip your penis in lukewarm soapy water then proceed to rub it along your partner's anus in a mopping motion.
I brought Becky up to my room and she totally let me swab the poop deck.
by Bungonimus Jones November 6, 2021
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Dock

Dock or “Docking” is another word for sex, you’re dick being the ship/vessel and the docking area being the vagina.
Guy 1: Docked my ship in Veronica last nite.
Guy 2: Bro that’s great and all, but we’re in church do you mind not talking like that?
by Aggin and Aggin January 26, 2019
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Double Decker

The double decker is a combination of the upper decker and a blumpkin. The guy is on the top tank performing an upper decker while the girl faces the wall with her feet on the toilet seat giving him a blumpkin while she drops a deuce in the bottom tank
Double Decker The bitch pissed me off so in her bathroom i gave her sister a Double Decker
by tnfungi January 14, 2009
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upper decker

Unleashing the biggest load of crap in the top portion of the toilet.
"I wasn't able to get a beer at this party, so I took it upon myself to give him an upper decker in the toilet".
by mark abestin December 18, 2003
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deck

A platform extending horizontally from one side of a ship to the other.

A platform or surface likened to a ship's deck.
A roofless, floored structure, typically with a railing, that adjoins a house.
The roadway of a bridge or an elevated freeway.

A pack of playing cards.
A group of data processing cards.
A tape deck.
Slang. A packet of drugs called narcotics.

A term describing how one gets beaten down to the ground used by wannabe hardcores. This action usually occurs with people who have no life and are suffering from obsessive complusive disorder that makes them sensitive in an aggressive manner.

One half of "Ant & Dec" - two gay celebrity nobodies with annoying "geordie" accents that no-one can understand. Can only find work on third rate TV productions, usually involving animals or small children with whom they like to fiddle.

A turntable for playing records.

Useful when coming under fire, as a order.
"Hit the Deck"

Dec: "Wye-aye Ant, luv ya man"
Ant: "Wye-aye Dec, luv ya man too"
viewers: Fuck off queer boys <change channel>

(added to Denny Tang's definition - thanks)
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Deck

To punch someone lights out, hurt them or to defeat them or to warn someone to say duck!
Deck I said it 😏! Your mother jokes? Your ugly jokes? Your fat jokes? Your a hoe jokes? Your a retard jokes? Come on surprise me 😬😃👊
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 10, 2019
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deckin

the new ballin

only for describing the priveliged
that new band is deckin

man your sneakers are mad deckin
by amca December 24, 2008
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