deck

cool, awesome, sweet,ex.

"yo i chilled with that kid yesterday. he's so deck. we had a awesome time."
"yeah he's pretty cool"

by MarinaMaxine October 23, 2007

'decking' it

'decking it has two meanings:
to simply deck it is to fall over randomly, often faceplanting
however 'decking' it is falling over 'with' someone of the oposit sex , i.e on stairs,the floor, against a wall

''i decked it yesterday, fricken hurt man''

''it was fun 'decking' it with you''

by NirvanaAreFrickenAmazing November 26, 2011

swab the deck

When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.

Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!

by authOOr June 29, 2006

deck change

Having sex with a chick in the dark and then mid sex, you and your friend make a switch, so that he is now the one having sex with her.

Yo I met a chick last night and pulled a deck change on that shit!

by EROYAL November 6, 2010

poop deck

The turntable that DJs reserve for playing Scooter on, so as not to contaminate their expensive decks with the audio equivalent of Poptarts.

Gina: Fook Bev, the DJs mincing the Poop Deck.
Bev: Fook.

by Cobs July 16, 2003

Deekaris

A stupid nub who sucks at Counter-Strike.

Deekairs type kill in the life console

by Deke November 25, 2003

deckbetch

it means dick bitch but with an e replacing the i.
it was invented by Jacob Luna And Eloy Hernandez
Bcuz They Are Black.

Stop Being A Deckbetch!! >=

by Jacob Luna October 9, 2008