Donkey Balls

Alternate name for the game widely known as "ladder golf."

"Hey Corey, lets go play some Donkey Balls!"

by hamiami September 28, 2009

Donkey Shenanigans

Attempt by a fat fucker to mount his woman during act of fornication....resulting in severe catastrophic failure when fat fucker can't complete mission due to severe penile atrophy and nicotene fit; resulting in another cigarette, another whiskey-dick and coke, and another unsatisfying sexual encounter for his beloved.

Tony is the king of the "Donkey Shenanigans", just ask his old lady....she has knick-named him "Donkey Kong"--king of all "Donkey Dhenanigans".

by Brock Huard April 15, 2005

donkey ass

Adj. Cheap, poorly made, ghetto.

I got this donkey-ass car that fell apart on the thousandth mile.

by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Donkey life

The last of your character's remaining lives in a videogame.

This stage is so difficult! I keep dying and I'm already down to my donkey life!

by Silent Dragonfly August 27, 2009

Donkey Ugly

Someone so ugly their mama must have had sex with a donkey to make them

did you see that girl? Her body looked good, but her face was donkey ugly!

by Tiffo1010 June 18, 2011

Donkey Ball'd

When you cover/drown your balls in animal fat, then shove them into one of your friends/best friends mum's mouth.

Joe: 'Guessing what Im doing at the weekend?'
Garry: 'What?'
Joe: 'Donkey balling your muma!'
Garry: 'Huh, thats funny, because I donkey ball'd your muma just week!'

by TerrorFromAbove June 24, 2011

Donkey Sauce

A combination of semen, top shelf vodka, and pineapple juice in a 4:1:1 ratio.

To be served over ice or at room temperature. Prevalent in Aztec culture. Common as an after dinner delicacy in many Persian countries. The drink of choice for international country music sensation "Rascal Flats".

After dinner Stefan said to Chris, "Dinner was delicious, shall we enjoy a digestif....perhaps some donkey sauce?"

by bigtimingcomedy June 11, 2018