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David

Davids are a vibe, they are dope and very cool.
Dang, David has the vibes.
by Definitely NOT David January 26, 2023
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David

A deliquiate jackass who is too dim to understand that it is not a good idea to alienate good people due to his own poor feelings.
I can even begin to comprehend how you are being such a David!
by KevinKyleKid January 29, 2023
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DAVID

THAT DAVID IS BEING A DAVID AGAIN
by thekershnerofallkershners February 2, 2023
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david

"A guy that makes you smile when you get to know him."
He's attractive and loves to talk with his friends- but is shy when it comes to new people (Especially girls). He may seem troublesome (which he is), but he never really means to harm anyone in any type of way. David makes the funniest jokes and is super random, laughing almost all the time.

He bottles up his loneliness and rarely shows it to others, except for a few people that he trusts and understands.

He loves to ship others with his crush, even though he doesn't want to be alone.

(crushes when it comes to David)

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- He usually crushes on sweet and happy people; people that can make him laugh anytime (just like him).

- His crushes are hard to maintain unless that person is very, very special.
- Whenever he's in a relationship (which he rarely does), is usually going to be short because of his personality type. However, he'll love that person immensely, and make them feel happy.
Y/N: You're best friends with David?

You: Yeah, why?
Y/N: So lucky. David would be able to make me laugh anytime.
by ˜¨©©´†©ˆ© February 11, 2023
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DAVID

This man has the largest cock in the world

they love big black oily naked man who cums all over there face
Many girls tried to suck on his cock but it usually turns out like
Girl 1: Is that cocky mc flurry because davids penis is so big
Girl2: woahhhh i want that inside of me
by BigCockMcFlurryDavid February 27, 2023
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David

When David is 54 years old he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.
When David is 54 years old, he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.
by Botwin March 2, 2023
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David

A really suspicious man, could be gay or not...We don't know....
Me: yo, what's up David!
Him: *Slaps My Dick*
Me: Nah, you gay...
by DomiDICKs March 10, 2023
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