cummeding

when you cum in your uncle's ear and then 3.679 seconds later you have a giant nut which is proximally 13 oz. this can happen any time or any hole. all you need is a relative (older the better or more cenial the better) who didn't give you consent. you need to edge in a dark room then right before you burst a juicy nut you shove your willy in their ear giving them aids and hearing problems. if they sue you just make some fake video clips of them saying um in me Daddy and they can't fight back. if you are older than 18 you need to forge a fake birth certificate to make you known as a minor which will get almost all charges denied.

the other day I was edging the shit out of my cock while watching illegal child porn of a baby walrus and that one guy from state farm. then I ran up to my 102-year-old uncle Gregory whose birthday is today and was just about to blow out the candles. I then ran up and cummed once in his ear and then started cummeding again. he sued my ass but my birthday is one day after his so im gucci my niga

by niggabeater696969 November 14, 2023

cummering

When you cum as you hit a blinker.

Aw man, last night I was cummering so hard. That blinker was awesome!

by mega cum monster January 19, 2024

Cummed and Dusted

When someone cums so good they vanish into dust like when Thanos snapped

country of orign: Nigeria

Reva - Yo how was it with that girl ln
Tobi - I touched her boob and then I cummed -- it felt so good
Reva - Bro you cummed and dusted

by goon_squad February 15, 2024

Cummerbunded

Ones reaction to seeing a minecraft mini fridge.

I just cummerbunded

by Mxr definitions November 23, 2023

Cumm job

When you cumm in her mouth and she holds it in her mouth until you're ready for round 2. She then spits the cumm on your penis and jerks you off with it.

What did you do with the girl you met on tinder?

I had her give me a blow job and she followed it up with a cumm job.

by DrButtstuff69 January 5, 2024

Cummache

A cum moustache.

Wiping cum ontop of a girls upper lip.

Damn I wish my girlfriend had a cummache like yours.

My girlfriends cummache is bigger than your dad's moustache

by Caitanator January 6, 2024

Cummie

A load of Semen that a person who lives in California who works at a warehouse with very little money and no car who plays God of War 2 on RPCS3 on 1/12/2024 swallows down and relish's in the taste.

"Oh Sam your Cummie tastes so good may I have another"

by Put Em On Blast January 11, 2024