by S&M Inc. November 8, 2009
Get the choochoopookamunga mug.a man, usually middle aged (who doesn't drink), who makes it a point to hang out where younger attractive girls hang out(usually a bar) in the hopes that they have even the slightest possibility of scoring.
Jay doesn't drink but hangs out at the bar hoping to find a woman he can score with. What a coochie crawler.
Tom and I went to the bar yesterday. I got hammered but Tom doesn't drink, he just went along to coochie crawl.
Tom and I went to the bar yesterday. I got hammered but Tom doesn't drink, he just went along to coochie crawl.
by knowsallaboutit 31 September 1, 2010
Get the Coochie crawler mug.Other well known as coochie. The term was used long ago in 1300 b.c. god came down to spread the word once he did he was killed, for using such term and the word chooch/coochie was banned. The word cooch was brought back again and was unbanned and used as a term just for men. It is also used for cooching too.
by xxAR154xx November 13, 2018
Get the Cooch mug.Someone who goes on the coochie like a monster. This person dominates all the females and uses his sexy body to get all the coochie he ever needs. His words slide off his tongue like velvet, his looks freeze coochie in place. He is an alpha dog. He is the man with the plan. If you're ever in doubt, call the coochie monster to help you with all problems.
by gray_bossman September 13, 2019
Get the Coochie Monster mug.Coochie boy a fanboy of Coochie man who tried to become his sidekick but let down because coochie man DIFFERENT.
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Get the Coochie Dick mug.The torrid result of when a woman has eaten a fast-food burger saturated in grease and laden with ketchup, onions, mayo, and cheese. After she's digested the food, the resultant odor eminating from her vagina could quite possibly kill the frail or infirm, though it may also induce hunger and a desire to locate the nearest McDonald's in some people.
"Dude, I was making out with her in my Z28 when all of a sudden I was like 'oh shit, did I drop a burger in here last night or something?' Then I realized it was burger cooch."
"I went to go down on her, but as soon as I got those pants off it was like I was face-to-face with a rancid fucking burger. She had burger cooch, man. Oh, jeez, everything still smells like onions to me..."
"I went to go down on her, but as soon as I got those pants off it was like I was face-to-face with a rancid fucking burger. She had burger cooch, man. Oh, jeez, everything still smells like onions to me..."
by don_tardo August 1, 2009
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