Cole

Budging in to a conversation, begging for rides, no money, laughs at everything even if it isn't funny, gets triggered easily, spoiled by step dad, and has a v8 truck and job but not till summer

Dude you are being such a cole right now!

by JettWilkie May 27, 2017

cole

cole is a guy you may not know but want to meet. once you meet him you instantly fall in love. he has orange eyes like flames reaching up towards sky of secret. once you get to know him, you fall in love with more then what you see on the outside, you love every part of him. he's an extroverted lady's man with a little feminine side which mean that he's understands how you feel and wants to help. he's a big flirt but he doesn't realize it.cole is social, funny, sweet and sensitive. he has a great voice and loves music. one of the only things he loves more than music and family is you and he's not afraid to tell you. his only flaw is that he doesn't realize how much you need . he's a great boy friend and once you lose him you will be heart broken for months. i lost my cole more than a year ago and i still miss him so make sure you don't make my mistake

if your reading this cole, i still love you

by the best of the four privett' January 25, 2019

cole slaw

the lettuce no one wants dipped in mayonnaise

Kristen: This cole slaw is terrible.
Rachel: Well, duhh cause its made out of mayonnaise and what no one wants.

by maxandermas October 23, 2011

Crem de la Colbert

A snack invented by TV icon Stephen T. Colbert, consisting of an Original flavor Pringle, topped with whipped cream, which is then topped with another Original flavor Pringle.

There are other versions, such as the "Sour Cream and Onion" Crem de la Colbert, the "Pizza" Crem de la Colbert, and the recently discontinued "Taco Night" Crem de la Colbert.

"I was just diagnosed with diabetes, it must have been my love for Crem de la Colbert."

by No Need to be Named April 6, 2010

Stephen Colberted

The "r" is silent. This is recieving a sexual act while at a desk or podium while speaking to an audience. May include a blowjob, getting eaten out, or if you are creative enough a blumpkin.

Stacy was getting Stephen Colberted while giving her validictorian speech at her High School.

by Werty is Willing May 29, 2010

steven colbert

Extremely good-looking and well-dressed talk-show host with a knack for always being right. He's a pro-republican and self-proclaimed African American. a.k.a.'s: "the man", "Mr. America", and soon-to-be "Mr. President".

Cory: hey nick, let's watch the the Colbert Report.

Nick: sure. let's watch the Daily Show with Jon Stuart until then.

Cory: who's Jon Stuart?

Nick: that Jewish democrat guy.

Cory: oh.... well, is he as handsome or as funny as Steven Colbert?

Nick: no.

Cory: alright.

by Cory Lowery June 30, 2007

Colbert

The act of true American patriotism in bed. First, purchase greeter smocks from Wal-Mart, which will be the only clothing worn. then, use a jug of oil (bonus points if it's from the deep-fryer at McDonald's or motor oil from GM) and slather it on each other. Then, while watching Leave it to Beaver, Full House or a similar wholesome family sitcom, bust a nut on the female proclaiming "you just got punk'd". In retaliation, the woman takes a hot dog and eating-contest style, slides it fully into her throat, then turns over her partner and, again only using her mouth, pushes it between his ass cheeks. She then is free to bind his hands and waterboard him with urine. Top it all off by sticking a mini American flag in the hot dog while watching The O'Reilly Factor and listening to Howard Stern.

Man, I don't know what happened last night. Me and the wife were drinkin' moonshine when all the sudden she decided we should Colbert.

by Canadian Strong February 5, 2010