Clitstracted

Being distracted because your clit is running your brain.

"My boyfriend was talking but all I could think about was riding him; I got clitstracted and have no clue what he was blabbing about."

by BLaze July 27, 2012

closet lobster

An individual who avoids public appearances or hanging out with friends because of an embarrassing sunburn or sunburn lines.

"Hey, have any of you seen Brittany since two days ago at the beach?"
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."

by ThugZone August 16, 2013

closet deposit

The closet deposit is a womens "spank bank"

Look at that hunk.

Wow wow wee whaaa! he's going in my closet deposit for later

spank bank flick the bean

by Qbaybay October 11, 2013

Closet Poptart

A person who was believed to be straight for a long period of time who suddenly "comes out of the closet," in an unexpected and rapid manner.

I thought Jim was a playboy who railed dimes every day, untill he gave all the guys head at Becky's sweet 16. Fucking closet poptart!

by WebstersXXX January 10, 2015

Clitssage

The act of one performing a massage to one's clitoris using their fingers.

"Hey baby, I'm on my way home, I'm getting excited to get a clitssage from you tonight!"

by BigHelzo February 7, 2015

Closet

A place to put you clothes and other things like shoes or jackets

Jimmy found his shoes in the closet

by Niknicename March 27, 2015

clitshake

If you put your palm on the clit of a girl and move it around, it's called a clit shake:)

Clitshake is kinda a weird term, but it makes good sense.

by vinegarbacon June 30, 2015