Chronos

Reffering to the mighty being that is "Max Chronos" not much is know about this supreme being but all we know is that he has the power to make bad things happen and also the power to shift queues.
A religion has been set up in his name called Chronosology which offers preachers the protection of chronos (as well as a 50p holland and barret voucher and certain tax benefits in belgium)
It is also worth noting that chronos doesnt sleep, he simply "reboots" daily and at any given time he will have exactly 12 money off vouchers in his possession

Example 1
bill; dude i just like lost my wallet!
bob; damm you chrroooonnnoooss!!!

Example 2
Bill; Damm chronos this queue looks long, we will be here ages
Chronos; *chronos blinks* Look again....
Bill; WTF how did you do that??

by James Clarkson February 15, 2008

Cheong

It is when you are absent minded fucking nothing annoying won't concentrate

i feel like a cheong now .

by hok ki August 25, 2016

chronix

a bitch ass mutha fucka that likes 3 inch penis in his tight anal!

that chronix sure like baby dicks!

by jimmy jackson June 12, 2003

chronic

California herb. Dank ia a term used to describe good chronic, not to describe bad chronic. Sometimes people say dank instead of chronic

Damn that shit was some dank!!!! I'm blown........

You got herb? Is it dank, or some dirt?

by Loc- O [bk] June 22, 2004

Vagina Chronicles

See: My Freshmen Year of College.

Many young lads move into the dorms every year, expecting to find the Vagina Chronicles.

by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006

chronic

Possessing high quality, flashy, gawdy.

Yo, man, them rims is CHRONIC!

by A. A. Ron February 25, 2005

Le Chona

The most awesomest woman on the face off the earth who is also pretty hot. Doesn't take shit from no one, especially little chonas' who are idiots.

"Dude did you see *insert name here* today?
"Yeah dude!"
"She's such a Le Chona"
"I know dude"

by MegaLe_Chona September 17, 2011