Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 18, 2020

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Ham And Cheeks

She offered to give me the ham and cheeks.

by Lexx Diamond April 29, 2021

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when someone is shaking a little ass. throwing it back for a real one. clapping with no hands if you will.

“shawty was giving me mega cheek you know i had to give it a smack”

by baldpusayjuice April 27, 2021

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An unlawful action in which one person spreads their lower cheeks after not wiping, simulating a mud puddle between them.

Girlfriend: Yo can you hop on fortnite babe?
Partner: How about i spread my mud cheeks instead?

by rotthemelt May 16, 2023

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Stop trying to rebut me with your one cheeked remarks.

by ManMan36 May 18, 2016

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The slither of arse cheek peaking underneath when someone wears very high cut shorts or hot pants

by Pygmy Hunter June 30, 2018

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He/she are your best friend, do you seriously need an explanation? GO KISS THEM ON THE CHEEK

karl walks in, Joy jumps on him and gives him a kiss, and does he, then they scream HAPPY INTERNATIONAL GIVE YOUR BEST FRIEND A KISS ON THE CHEEK DAY!

by thebanguditsa September 24, 2019

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