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cardboard muncher

Sexual actions by mouth upon a woman's vagina. Can also be called "Box Muncher".
"Eating so much pussy labeled you a cardboard muncher!"
by VyRiZ June 24, 2006
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Christmas Card Tard

A person who sends you a Christmas card, or the person who you have received a Christmas card from, after Christmas.
I got a Christmas Card from Bob today, and its December 30th! He is a Christmas Card Tard!
by EvanMileus March 8, 2008
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cardboard toilet paper tube

A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.
I still occasionally use a cardboard toilet paper tube to jack off with!
by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021
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Card-Wanker

A person that rarely carries cash and routinely pays with a card.

A card-wanker will usually insist that the benefits of not carrying cash justify their 'card-wanker' status but this is a fallacy.

Card wankers will generally need to go to the cash point before nights out or when purchasing items from places that don't accept cards but will typically only draw enough to cover what they think they will spend which is usually slighly less than they actually need resulting in a second visit to the ATM.
Example 1

Paul: Why is it that there always a queue at the checkout when you're in a rush?
Dave: Yeah, I know.
Paul: And the guy in front of me always turns out to be a card wanker.
Dave: I'm paying on card.
Paul: Why?
Dave: I don't have any cash on me.
Paul: You're such a card-wanker.
Dave: (begins weak attempt to justify his card-wanker status)

Example 2

Paul: Anyone up for a pint after work?
Dave: Yeah, I'll go but I need to go to the ATM first.
Paul: It's a pint, It'll cost you less that a fiver.
Dave: I don't have any cash.
Paul: You're such a card-wanker.
Dave: (begins weak attempt to justify his card-wanker status)
by cptchopper79 March 18, 2012
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ID Card

ID CARD/ID
A card used to identify a person. An ID card can be a driver's license, a passport, or any other card that has that sort of information.

Cards you can use for identification can have your name, age/ birthdate, address, height, hair color, eye color, a picture, and some helpful information for emergancies (ie phone #, car you drive, etc.)

ID cards are used for things like getting into clubs, proving that your old enough to drink, etc.
ALL NAMES THAT ARE USED ARE JUST RANDOM NAMES, THEY ARE NO SPECIFIC PERSON
1. Jenna went to a club, the bouncer needed to see her ID card since she looked younger than 21, even though she was already 24.
2. Addie was going on a trip to Japan, when she got to the airport she needed to show them an ID card to make sure she was who she claimed to be. So she showed them her passport as a form of ID.
3. Brigid, a 13 yr old, asked for a Strawberry Daiquiri. The waiter thought she was older than 13, he actually thought she was anywhere from 16-25 yrs old, and that she wanted an alcoholic drink, so he asked her for ID. Then Brigid said, "I don't have an ID card, I'm 13!"
The waiter said, "Sorry, I thought you were between the ages of 16 and 25!"
(Example 3 is a true story)
by Bboops23 November 7, 2004
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card-carrying

As a perjorative adjective, implies that someone behaves worse than another who is not card-carrying; i.e. a card-carrying --- is worse than a normal ---, and is possibly drawn to others of his kind.
He's a card-carrying douchebag.
by Marhenhuh March 21, 2010
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C-Card

Almost like a v-card, but with the cherry (hymen) of a woman/girl.

If you were to take someone's c-card, then you probably fingered them or something of the sorts.
Joe: When I was fingering Jen, I got her c-card, it was gross!

John: I'd say! Who wants hymen blood on their fingers!?
by theman1993 July 5, 2009
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