east indian camel-riding goggles 

The act of a male positioning ones self over a females head, such that his asshole is over her mouth and his penis is bent back along her nose, while each testicle rests on the females eye sockets. At which point the male proceeds to take a shit on her face.

I wanted to do something very special for Cindy on Valentines day, give her a gift she would never forget, so I lit some candles and gave her East Indian Camel-Riding Goggles. She'll never forget that shit.

east indian camel-riding goggles by analBunny November 24, 2010

Sex camel 

Sex camel (n.) Somebody that can go long periods of time without resorting to late night creeps, unsavory bars, and dirty pirate hookers. Although rare, the sex camel does exist. He is usually found doing outdoor activities and taking long cold showers. Often his dreams are sexual in nature. In theory, he is the ideal boyfriend, but in reality, he is just somebody girls use to make assholes mad.

"I tried to wait with her and be a sex camel and it totally backfired. Now she is sleeping with Wes."

Sex camel by Salty dog October 22, 2013

Nasty Camel 

Simaler to the Cleveland Steamer, the Nasty Camel involves defacating on a womans back and then proceeding to have doggy style sex with her. Meanwhile she turns around and the man transfers shit from the hump to her mouth and then spit it back into the mans face. This is known as the Nasty Camel.

Garret: Man I had this really kinky girl last night, she gave me a Nasty Camel.

Nasty Camel by Taintsucka July 1, 2009

you spit like a camel 

An insult to arabs that spit often. Insulting racially because camels are from arabia.

Hey Mohammed, You spit like a camel and your mother exposes heerself to men that are not her husband or immediate family.

you spit like a camel by phi December 4, 2004

Outward Camel Toe

When a girls pants are wrinkly in the front crotch area because she has pulled her pants up very high, due to ill fitting ( too big) pants.

Dude, look at that outward camel toe

Outward Camel Toe by Sparklesandshimmer November 5, 2012

Kassssssomie camel

A small creature that resembles a camel found in some parts of Tajikistan. Not much is known about the kassssssomie except that it is about 3 feet tall and has 6 legs. It was discovered by Yliono Esrew, A Jaelic explorer in 1396. Only two other sightings are known and there are no picture. A spine and ribcage is the only evidence.

The Kassssssomie camel is found in deserts, eating date palms.

Kassssssomie camel by Riofgh Esrew January 23, 2009

Ukrainian Camel 

A classic German sexual position. when described it must be: "woman, with apple in mouth balances on one leg with arm and leg outstreched and body parallel to ground, man, with arm raped under his knee, holding his noes, patting his own buttock, with foot on womans back, ramming her tight ass."

variations may include a riding crop, branding iron, leather chaps, and a pear.

Hey guys i met this great girl, but she is alergic to apples so we can't have a Ukrainian Camel!

Ukrainian Camel by manitone March 3, 2011