Clarence

One of the most cancerous shows ever, by Cartoon Network in the effort to replace Regular show

Clarence, paired with Uncle Grandpa, Unikitty, etc will be the bane of Cartoon Network's existence.

by Not Bill from ft worth June 27, 2018

Clarence

A quiet yet funny friend. Clarence’s poke/hit you when they pass by you. Likes to play Computer Games especially Dota. They’d spend up to thousands of money in online games alone. They are pro in Photoshop. A master of shanghai. He’d prefer a videochat than a meet up. When you meet a Clarence they’re actually easy to make friends with. Just be the first one to greet cause they’re usually shy at first.

Ask Clarence to edit your photo.

Clarence is playing dota for 10 hours now.

Don’t be such a Clarence!

King Clarence

by Zeyr August 8, 2019

Clare

the person whom never answers your texts and is always late.. and covers her mouth when talking to you the morning after a heavy sesh!

she turned up late this morning, stinking of alchohol, what a Clare.

by Jazel March 3, 2010

Clarence

A n accidental Retard. They will think they are equal to Alex or Jacmel's, but the are not

Ex 1
Clarence: (to alex) PICK IT UP!!! GET OUT!! (Autistic Screech)
Jacmel: (to Clarence) This is why. I am the smexy god. And you don't get no hoes.

Alex: (to Clarence) HELL YEAH!

Ex 2
Girl 1: Damn! Is that a Clarence?

Girl 2: Are you Blind?!!? Don't say that name, it's gross. That's a Jacmel! Too fucking smexy!
Girl 1: Ah, sorry girl... I could go for an Alex though....

by McmanlyWoman February 10, 2018

clairevoyant

Someone who possesses supernatural perception-capabilities regarding women named Claire.

Someone who is clairevoyant could make a great spy if he is paired with another agent named Claire, since he could then receive information from her while she was seeking data inside "enemy territory"; she could merely "beam" messages to him with her mind, without her needing to have any cameras or radio-transmitters that could be found if she was searched by any adversaries.

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

clarell

A weird ass white black person who was confused at birth. He commonly uses white words like dude and what up yo. He is the exact opposite of a wigger. He is commonly found in very white parts of the country such as colorado, wyoming, oregon and wisconsin.

Dude that black guy is such a clarell.

by your mom fucked me last night December 9, 2008

clairtextience

the ability to sense when you've received a text without hearing or looking at your phone

oh, i see why he hasn't responded: he was down at the beach all day without his cell phone.

yeah, i guess his clairtextience is off today.

by bailmoney June 28, 2009