Chris

Chris is the finest man i have every seen at my school. He’s athletic plays football and track, I wouldn’t say he’s any good but he has a nice muscly build. He also has braces and curls that low key kinda match my curl pattern.

Person 1: OMG did you see Chris walk by, ugh hes so fine

Person 2: Stfu you talk about him everyday.

Chris by partygetsaslwetter May 16, 2023

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Chris

Chris is a Badass rebel that only gives respect to people that deserve it

Chris is very hot and sexy

Chris by Bbihbihb vtfu March 10, 2023

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Chris

This is the man every woman desires inside and out. He possesses all of the amazing qualities we fantasize about when we envision the “Perfect Guy”. This well mannered gentleman has a loving selfless heart and treats everyone with respect. He has a soft spot for animals and would go to great lengths to save every last one of them if he could. If you have a sense of humor, there will never be a dull moment because his middle name is Sarcasm. He has the strength and courage of a Silverback Gorilla, and will protect what is his at all costs. This is the man that you want and need in your corner but hands off ladies, he is already spoken for😉

When I grow up I am going to get me a Chris to grow old and happy with.

Chris by Kalinetarget1976 March 22, 2023

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Chris

This is the man every woman desires inside and out. He possesses all of the amazing qualities we fantasize about when we envision the “Perfect Guy”. This well mannered gentleman has a loving selfless heart and treats everyone with respect. He has a soft spot for animals and would go to great lengths to save every last one of them if he could. If you have a sense of humor, there will never be a dull moment because his middle name is Sarcasm. He has the strength and courage of a Silverback Gorilla, and will protect what is his at all costs. This is the man that you want and need in your corner but hands off ladies, he is already spoken for😉

When I grow up I am going to get me a Chris to grow old and happy with.

Chris by Kalinetarget1976 March 22, 2023

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Chris

A Chris is an undercover God. He makes girls named Casey go from Hoe to housewife. He’s literally the best thing ever and his dick game is top notch. The champion dick of life.

“Thank god I finally came to my senses and snagged up Chris from them other cock hungry slut faces”

Chris by CaseyDee123 March 26, 2023

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Chris

Someone who has no rizz.

Damn, that guy has no rizz. His name must be Chris

Chris by Coleen Bryant March 31, 2023

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