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Turd in the Chili Bowl 

(On South Park's first episode of their 14th season) Anyone who doesn't believe that Sex Addiction is a disease, thus ruining the popular belief that Sex Addiction is a virus sent out by an infected Alien Wizard residing in the Independence Hall.
Kyle: What if sex addiction isn't a disease, but a state of mind!
Sex Addiction Counselor: *Picks up phone and secretly says to whoever is on the other line...* We have a Turd in the Chili Bowl. I repeat, we have a Turd in the Chili Bowl!
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Red Hot Chili Peppered 

As seen in the movie "Top Five", it's when someone sticks a tampon with hot sauce on it up someone's ass.
I pulled out my hot sauce and my tampon, and I shoved it up his ass.

You red hot chili peppered him?
Yes I did

Texas Road Chili 

To get butt fucked while driving and for them to shit on your dick and then stir it around with you dick and leave your dick inside of her to make it hot and moist.
Hey billy? Did you "Texas Road Chili " my daughter last night?
Yea she was only 4!
Aw hell yea you should have invited me to the party!

Red hot chili pepper 

When a man has sexual relations with a bag of spicy chips then before orgasming he nuts in a woman splashing her with chili pepper powder.
Person A:Yo y is that girl crying?

Person B: Its because I hit her with that red hot chili pepper
Red hot chili pepper by Gaysians January 29, 2020

mac and chili 

"I LOVE mac and chili, shit tastes like my grandma's toes."
mac and chili by GeicoOfficial June 14, 2020

six alarm chili 

The act of placing a finger full of tiger balm or icy hot in and/or around someone's butthole.
Lois: Peter, I don't think "six alarm chili" is going to feel as good as you think. I mean, look at the name!

Peter: Lois, this is going to save our marriage. In fact, use two fingers and get in there deep!

*45 seconds later*

Peter: AH! AHHH! OH GOD!! IT'S LIKE A POPSICLE MADE OF RUBBING ALCOHOL!!!

tomato bob chili 

A tomato named bob that’s put in chili

Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff
Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff