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Boston Bennett 

A rare species of Homo sapiens. Known to be foul-smelling and clumsy. Often referred to as unintelligent, ignorant, and foolish. Only to be seen driving a red car. This rare species of Homo sapiens is colorblind and often drives through red lights and stop signs. Often seen wearing all-black outfits with a pair of ultra boost. This rare species exempts its stench into the clothing causing it to reek.
Ewwww... Whats that smell? Its Boston Bennett
Boston Bennett by anonymous November 9, 2022

Boston crowbar 

When a girl inserts her pinkie in your urethra
I got a Boston crowbar at the swingers convention and now it burns when I pee
Boston crowbar by Matt viagra December 15, 2022

Boston Sauna 

The act of smoking a cigarette in a vehicle with the windows rolled up.
My mom used to put me in a Boston sauna on long road trips.
Boston Sauna by BungusAmongus December 15, 2022

Boston Steamer 

Do a no. 2 on a place you shouldn't do in (used especially for animals)
The dog has just done a Boston Steamer again

Boston Embrace 

A sex act, generally performed in a park, where onlookers cannot tell whether you are eating ass or holding a giant schlong
Hey John, is that guy eating ass or is he holding a giant schlong?”

“Not sure. He must be doing a Boston Embrace”
Boston Embrace by ChrisLXXXVI January 15, 2023

Boston Creampie 

A Boston Creampie is when someone ejaculates inside someone in the bathroom of a Red Sox game.
I knew she was a true Red Sox fan when she asked for a Boston Creampie during the seventh inning stretch.
Boston Creampie by abbycockbane January 17, 2023