Bones day / No bones day originated from tik-tok. It works kind of like a weather forecast. The forecast works the way that @jongraz on tik-tok tries to sit up the pug noodles in the morning. If he collapsed it's a no bones day, if he doesn't it's a bones day. A bones day is meant to be a positive day that great stuff is gonna happen on, and a no bones day is a day where you might wanna stay in bed drinking whiskey.
"It's a bones day today! Great stuff is gonna happen!" or as used to start a briefing in the pentagon: "I don't know whether there's a bones or a no bones day, so let's get the meeting started and hope for the best."
by Damptoget October 20, 2021
Get the Bones day mug.An exclamation for surprise, shock, or pain (either physical or otherwise). Can also be repeated in various rhythms to form songs to further emphasise the effect.
"My bones!" - After getting beaten on a poker hand
"My bones!" - After missing an open goal
"My bones!" - After finding your wife in bed with your boss
"My bones!" - After literally breaking one of your bones
"My bones, my bones, my bones my bones my bones, my bones my bones my bones my bones, my bones, my bones my bones, my bones..." - To the tune of "High ho" from Snow White
"My bones!" - After missing an open goal
"My bones!" - After finding your wife in bed with your boss
"My bones!" - After literally breaking one of your bones
"My bones, my bones, my bones my bones my bones, my bones my bones my bones my bones, my bones, my bones my bones, my bones..." - To the tune of "High ho" from Snow White
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Girl 1: Omg he just sent me a dick pic and he has a bongaloid!
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by foreign_jay January 15, 2015
Get the Bongaloid mug.A smoking device made out of either a 2 or 3 liter bottle and a bucket of water using "Grav"ity to fill the bottle with smoke and to race the smoke into your lungs. Smoke from a grav bong ranges from skim milk (bitch hits), to whole milk (yellow chalky one-hit quitters). Great for those who like making their own pieces and those who want to experience an extreme high (greater than the first time you smoked a bong).
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Get the Grav Bong mug.An ionic bond is a type of chemical bond formed through an electrostatic attraction between two oppositely charged ions. Ionic bonds are formed due to the attraction between an atom that has lost one or more electron (known as a cation) and an atom that has gained one or more electrons (known as an anion). Usually, the cation is a metal atom and the anion is a nonmetal atom.
It is important to recognize that pure ionic bonding - in which one atom "steals" an electron from another - cannot exist: all ionic compounds have some degree of covalent bonding, or electron sharing. Thus, the term "ionic bond" is given to a bond in which the ionic character is greater than the covalent character - that is, a bond in which a large electronegativity difference exists between the two atoms, causing the bond to be more polar (ionic) than other forms of covalent bonding where electrons are shared more equally. Bonds with partially ionic and partially covalent character are called polar covalent bonds. Nevertheless, ionic bonding is considered to be a form of noncovalent bonding.
It is important to recognize that pure ionic bonding - in which one atom "steals" an electron from another - cannot exist: all ionic compounds have some degree of covalent bonding, or electron sharing. Thus, the term "ionic bond" is given to a bond in which the ionic character is greater than the covalent character - that is, a bond in which a large electronegativity difference exists between the two atoms, causing the bond to be more polar (ionic) than other forms of covalent bonding where electrons are shared more equally. Bonds with partially ionic and partially covalent character are called polar covalent bonds. Nevertheless, ionic bonding is considered to be a form of noncovalent bonding.
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Get the Painful Boner mug.related in meaning to narb, this is a more specific variety of boner which occurs when a person is so tired and/or bored that to increase blood flow and activity level, the body acquires an erection as a form of stimulant to heighten alertness
"So anyway, I was sitting around, you know, not doing anything, like watchin VH-1 or somethin gay like that, then all of the sudden, I get this thick boredom boner. It was alright, though, because it forced me to move around and adjust my junk. After that I actually went to the bank and grocery shopping. What a productive day, if only for that boredom boner..."
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