blump

boring, shit,

this is so blump

by emily February 18, 2004

blumpkin steam

A combination of the cleveland steamer and the blumpkin.
The blumpker, who is giving oral sex allows the blumpkee to stand over the blumpker and release both semen and feces onto their upper body.

I gave my concubine a blumpkin steam when she let me shit on her chest while suckin' me off.

by J.B August 9, 2006

Blumpkinate

when the blumpkinee(the person obtaining the blumpkin) has an uber supreme orgasm which causes him/her to produce waste out of the penis or vagina, this is very painful process and can cause a uernum and very rarely death.

He was blumpkinated last night.; He died from a blumpkinate.

by Mitchel Anstee August 3, 2010

blumpkin

the act of recieving a blow job whilst a taking a huge dump!

1. Dego:"Where is Alex tonight?"
Jordan:"Smokin the reefer"
Dego:"Silly Blumpkin"

2. "Damn after alex fell asleep, I was taking a fat shit and his sister kristen came in and gave me a blumpkin. Damn she can suck a mean dick"

by The Dego July 24, 2008

Blumpkin Pary

3 or more blumpkins all occuring at once in ajoining bathroom stalls.

Blumpking party in the school bathroom after school.

by DDP May 13, 2005

Blumpkin

When girl gives a guy a blowjob while he is sitting on the toilet.

Dave: she gave a great Blumpkin while i was taking a shit.

by Say What ? October 7, 2008

Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while your taking a shit.

John: Why did your shit take so long? Ralph: I was getting a blumpkin from Sally.

by mikey.b.fresh February 10, 2010