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Beaner Jew

A Beaner Jew is a team killing fucktard on Halo, a friend who interrupts two drunk girls when they are making out because he is such a fucking idiot, or is someone you love to make fun of but keep running out of tasteful names for.
Note: a Beaner Jew can be any color or have any religion.
Jacobs such a fucking Beaner Jew! Can you believe that he told those two hot lesbians at the party last night to close the door because they were "Making to much noise"?
by jlklt1 February 14, 2012
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Feral Beaver

Vaginas that used to be tame, loved and well kept that for one reason or another (divorce, inactivity, marriage!, loss of self respect and/or self esteem) have been allowed to revert back to their natural state and overgrown with pubic hair. aka: Feral Monkey
I hooked up with Cindy the other night and she has the biggest Feral Beaver i've ever seen.

You could see Tinas Feral Beaver from across the pool!
by John Wesley February 11, 2008
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Big Brown Beaver

A Big Brown Beaver is a woman with a vagina covered in a large amount of pubic hair; This is one of many other terms for a woman with a vagina covered in a large amount of pubic hair. The term "Big Brown Beaver" was popularized by the Primus song titled "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" off of Primus's fourth studio album "Tales From The Punchbowl".
"Jesus Christ! Taylors got a Big Brown Beaver, didn't really expect her to have that much on her"
by Filthy Ape October 9, 2020
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beamed

over indulgence in Jim Beam products, leading to the state of being in intense discomfort, including a headache, nausea and waves of dizziness the day after
I got beamed last night uhhh.
by danalouisiana February 3, 2013
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Beamerboi

Someone who’s trying to glow, someone that wants more outta life than what is typically given
Did you hear Tom moves to California to pursue his acting career?”
Really?, he’s such a beamerboi”
by Bluntmaster8820 June 8, 2021
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Beakerian

A term to describe an activity undertaken with naive, pensive enthusiasm, only to have it blow up in your face as everyone knew it would.

From the Muppet, "Beaker", faithful, flammable assistant to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.
A. The Bush administration's handling of the American economy has been shit-screaming clusterfuck.
B. Indeed, Professor. One might almost describe it as fiscally Beakerian.
by jimbles August 16, 2008
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Beaver Water

Any liquid near or coming out from the vagina.
Pregnant woman: "My beaver water broke! Get me to a hospital!"

or

"It's so hot, my shorts are soaked in beaver water."
by M&KDictionary June 12, 2009
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