Bride Brain

The inability to remember literally anything in the last few weeks leading up to the wedding. The Bride's brain feels like it was actually removed from her head, and fried (scrambled egg style). She starts speaking nonsense ideas and repeats herself multiple times since she can't remember who she told what to. Symptoms include but are not limited to: bad wedding dreams, waking up at ridiculous hours of the night and not being able to fall back asleep, forgetting to eat, rambling on about nothing, uncontrollable laughter at random things.

Mother of the Bride Brain can also occur in a similar way. If both the Mother of the Bride and the Bride get this, LOOK OUT.

I'm afraid Kelsey has Bride Brain. She told me 6 times in a two hour span that she still needs to start packing for her honeymoon. I'm also worried about her mom, DiAnn, she laughs hysterically at almost everything.

by Kelk July 9, 2017

Dookie Brains

Someone that is not smart. They also don't believe in the moon landing or any topic of discussions

Bro, you're a Dookie Brains for not believing in the moon landing

by Dooked June 27, 2019

tomato brain

The mindset you have when you’re talking to your crush and you forget how to function like a normal human being

“Yeah so when I was talking to him, my tomato brain activated and I cackled at his joke”

“Damn that’s rough”

by DumbBitch2.0 April 5, 2019

bug brain

bug brain is given as a complement to someone , when someone gives a solution quite big brain but still stupid enough to have a bug sized brain

someone: oh shit there are bees in my house
other person: just burn the house ez

someone: wow! that's bug brain why didn't I think about that

by 122421431 November 19, 2020

black brain

The loss of brain cells due to the excessive use of marijuana, resulting in getting stuck on a word or thought

Dude that girl was rambling on, def black brain

by Janet flight August 31, 2017

Bonner Brain

When you sleep on a slope usually while camping and all the blood rushes to your head.

We all got bad headaches from bonner brain, due to sleeping upside down on a hill.

by ugly hawk May 25, 2011

Brain of stone

To be Indecisive.

Or unlikeable; selfish.

" Is that Vanessa? I heard she has a Brain of stone!" I heard too.

by hollowlungs October 27, 2022