The "boat you take to oppritunity" that you get ussually in high school to become good looking. you start high school ugly and or unattractive, and by your last year you are very good looking and know how to dress. unfortunately, some people miss the oppritunity. obviously. on the other hand, for some its just natural and they get to bypass the whole boat option, because they are already good looking.
Damn Ted did you see how ugly Beth is? yeah shes 24 now, geuss she missed the Beauty Boat in high school!
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A phrase used when attempting to insert your foot inside of the vagina of an elderly woman. The feeling has been defined as some to feel the same as sinking their feet in a boat full of macaroni.
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