board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

by Sexydimma September 28, 2017

Boas

A tall swedish pussy slayer. He likes football and is a beast in maths. If you see a guy named Boas in public you should suck his giant dick. He's prolly a pedo. He also likes latina MILF's.

You got a huge dick Boas.

by Limpan69niggerVirgin January 18, 2018

boarsh't

The polite way to spell Boar Shit, which refers literally to a male pig turd, ans is correctly pronounced "borscht".

His actions prove he is naught but a piece of boarsh't.

by rimbermuj May 19, 2018

Boardman

Surname from the Old English name for a carpenter.

Boardman means carpenter.

by BOB PRODUCTIONS!! May 22, 2018

Basra'd

When you've drunk saddam much that you let the British invade your southern port almost uncontested.

verb: to be basra'd meaning to be extremely drunk plastered gazebod rat arsed etc...

I am Basra'd, you are Basra'd, He/ She/ It is Basra'd etc...

I was devastatingly Basra'd last night.

by Amplejamtins May 31, 2018

Board

A flat chested girl.

That girl is the flattest board I’ve ever seen

by Keechrmre June 4, 2018

boardroom suggestion

A meme where what we can assume the manager is asking everybody what they should do about a topic, the first 2 people say things that are normally hated by the community and the last person says something the community would like but he gets thrown out the window by the boss instead

Boss: Alright team if we want the wii u to be a succesful entertainment platform, we need to include key features
Man Worker: Tv compadibilty
Women Worker: Netflix
Final Worker: Dvd Playback
*Final Worker thrown out the boardroom suggestion*

by Cobja March 11, 2018