The acrobatic asshole

The sexual act of jerking off while constantly bouncing on a trampoline.
This term can also refer to someone who watches clown porn.

Jim loves to be the acrobatic asshole sometimes.

by thisniggaeatingbeans June 26, 2018

Golden Asshole

A Golden Asshole is the person who pays the bills for everyone in their household.

When Warren grows up, he wants to eventually be a Golden Asshole, shitting out money to pay the bills of everyone else in the house, when they won't pay for their own stuff.

by Remove Obama July 18, 2018

Corey’s asshole

The pinkest whitest drippiest being in the earth. Tastes like pork. The ultimate jelly belly bad/good jellybean eating contest. Kinda tastes like the egg one.

Guy 1: What do you think corey’s asshole tastes like

guy 2: Corey’s asshole tastes like the egg flavored jelly belly.

by Thesigmamale April 22, 2022

asshole asymptote

The mathematical function that describes how you can’t really get all of the shit off your asshole by wiping. It is asymptotic and tends towards 0 as a function of number of wipes, but never quite gets there.

With a bidet, it’s actually possible to clean your asshole completely. Wiping just follows the asshole asymptote.

by weyus November 9, 2022

asshole weed

when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.

guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out of my asshole

by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

Adele’s Asshole

A colloquial term used mainly by atheists in religious debate forum as a Hail Mary attempt at answering how the Big Bang came from nothing.

“Mr. Harris I need you to explain specifically and mechanistically how every galaxy and object in our universe came from an infinitesimally small singularity 13.8 billion years ago.” ——— “Adele’s Asshole” —— *Uprourious Godless Applause*

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

asshole teeth

When you clench your but so hard it's like holding onto the seat with teeth. Mostly used while riding motorcycles or in power sports.

When the guy cut me off I held onto the seat with asshole teeth

by swampy Dolan June 14, 2021