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guardian asshole

An adversary so feeble, hapless, and inept that his treacherous or duplicitous actions actually end up insulating his intended target from any and all harm originally intended to be inflicted upon him.
"My fat bastard of a supervisor and her idiot flunkies made my life so miserable that I resigned my post and took a position elsewhere. Thirteen weeks later, my former place of work became embroiled in an international scandal that resulted in criminal charges being filed against the corrupt, messianic boss; innocent employees being deported; and the filing of a multi-million dollar lawsuit that threatens the financial solvency of the institution."

"Wow. Staying with that sinking ship could have ended your whole career. The douchebags who badgered you into resigning actually ended up being your guardian assholes."
by Can'tstopthesignal July 7, 2014
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backstabbing asshole

People who pretend to be your friend but fuck you in the ass when you aren't around
Jennifer Perry is not actually my friend, in fact she is a backstabbing asshole.
by jigglestheclown October 20, 2015
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bleeding asshole

An extremely nasty person, one who is a great pain-in-the-ass.
Jim infected my sister with a STD, the bleeding asshole!
by Bottock October 31, 2015
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french asshole

The other night, I did Celeste in the old French asshole.
by Frenchy McFrenchFuck January 4, 2019
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inverted asshole

when your having sex and and when you pull out you get an inverted asshole, then you put some mayo in it.
by epic yez camden sail April 18, 2019
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My asshole is green

You ass hole is blue
Ah shit My asshole is green

again can’t sit for a week
by Digbivk6969 November 14, 2019
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Masquerading Asshole Pedophile

the first time i heard the term Masquerading Asshole Pedophile was in an
by Victoria is cool B] August 28, 2022
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