Apoophenia

Apoophenia is the phenomenon of seeing feces in everyday objects. A striking feature of these fecal objects is that they not only look like feces, but can convey a personality, social meaning, or even a lingering sense of shit.

Q: What does it mean when you see feces in everything you look at? A: apoophenia

by yyuryyubicuryy4me February 22, 2021

Apophis

An alternate word for semen or sperm.

mmmmmm! That Apophis tases good dad.

by David attemborough August 23, 2021

Dutch apocalypse

When a girl is going down on you and she is to deep to breathe and her nose is on your resting on your nuts you let out a fart and hold her there so she has to breathe through her nose. Also, known as the Total Recall due to the resemblance of the faces made when exposed to mars atmosphere.

I did the Dutch apocalypse on my cheating wife. I may be getting a divorce. However, she will totally Recall the moment every time she hears a fart.

by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018

Finnish Apostolic

some of the worst humans
they hate everyone besides themselves
love their cousins (a little too much)
and are ugly

these people will shit on kids when they have their buddies around but if they are the only ones, they’ll keep quiet because they are pussies

you’ll find them at DQ after the football game while they’re on their way to ‘Kids’ (a party every friday where ages from 14-24 sit around and smoke darts in a circle)

they fuck their cousins because they are not able to pull anybody outside of their church

also, if you are an outsider, you have to either convert to marry someone inside or they will be shunned from their family

that Finnish Apostolic (finn) is such a pussy, he was talking shit at the rink and when we got home, i saw him start making out with his cousin

by hagakdvs2716 January 2, 2020

Dirty Apollonia

A very dangerous yet gorgeous female witch. Captivating her male victims with her eyes only to lure them in and take their souls, in the most savage and erotic fashion. Then trapping the poor souls in a voodoo doll to ensure her dominance over said male victims, who are now her sex slaves to practice her devil vagina magic on... for eternity.

Jason- "why are you crying??"
Duane- "I met this girl and she seems so sweet and intelligent..."
Jason- "what happened then?"

Duane- "she made my toes curl then went dirty Apollonia on me"
Jason- "poor guy 🤭 how'd you get away and back home tho?"
Duane- "I'm just here for my belongings before returning to my cage..."

by PervHirt November 29, 2020

Seth Apocalypse

Seth Apocalypse is a pretty human-being, part of the LGBTQ+ community and very kind.

Seth Apocalypse has Japanese and Italian blood, ISFP and has two cats.

" Seth Apocalypse is so stunning! "

" Seth Apocalypse is my favorite person. "

by sethapocalypsesupremacy August 11, 2023

The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse

The dangerous dare between friends of taking 4 shots of alcohol, simultaneously, in the specific order as follows:

1) War = 1 shot, Tequila
2) Famine = 1 shot, Rum
3) Pestilence = 1 shot, Whiskey
4) Death = 1 shot, Cement-Mixer

"Hey man, on your 21st birthday, we're getting you so trashed, & to get you started, were making you do The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse."

by Martian12 September 9, 2014