[ass juice]

the lubrication that dominates an asshole prior to anal coitus, or after you have drank too much alcohol or neglected to wipe said asshole

damn, I should have wiped so I wouldn't have such an exorbitant build-up of ass juice.

by FlexPPE March 31, 2009

ass' tatted

when you is gettin yo ass wooped by momma

i got home and my momma ass' tatted me!

by g money fly ass boi July 8, 2009

Ass cabbage

The tissue that rolls out of your ass hairs onto the floor after a shit.

Hey.. Did you just leave ass cabbage on the rug?

by Curacion September 15, 2019

Ass Clown

A reject of society, one who lives in the shadows of his imagination, a failure when judge even by his peers

Ass Clown: see Austin Dooley

by The Truth ALR September 14, 2010

ass clown

someone who you wouldn't mind making their intestines look like a f*cked up balloon animal.

OMG! That Ass Clown Totally Cut Me Off!

by KillerAce March 14, 2009

Ass Dagger

The burning sensation caused by acidic fecal matter. Most prevalent to those who suffer from lactose intolerance.

Example 1:
"Where is Brandon?"
"He's still on the toilet screaming because the shamrock shake gave him serious ass daggers."

Example 2:
"Coach, I can't climb the rope because my Ass Dagger might sever the line"

by Mister Wisdom March 6, 2014

swamp ass

when your butt gets so sweaty you see it through your pants.

leather seats in your car in the summer +swamp ass.

by tgaz August 6, 2016