[ass juice]

the lubrication that dominates an asshole prior to anal coitus, or after you have drank too much alcohol or neglected to wipe said asshole

damn, I should have wiped so I wouldn't have such an exorbitant build-up of ass juice.

by FlexPPE March 31, 2009

[jizz]

The elixer of life or, aqua vitae, for a woman or gay man.

"I really needed to drink that jizz or I would have died."

by FlexPPE March 31, 2009