Cock Tan

Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.

We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.

by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023

midget cock

small guys with massive cocks

i fell in love after he gave me that midget cock.

by slutfor July 21, 2022

Cock

Cock is a very large penis, which never goes soft, fucks you like you wish every nigga did but don’t. Cock is one in a million so when you find one, hold on tight sis

“Girl Jacob got some cock on him bitch!!!!!”

by legitkaicee September 26, 2018

Grady Cock

A unit of measurement that is equal to 5.5 inches, also known as the size of Grady’s cock.

Q: Yo jit, how many Grady cocks are you?

A: I’m 13 Grady cocks tall fool

by grady cock lover October 21, 2021

Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

Skeeto Cock

A form/process of rape involving Knocking out a bitch and forcing her to jerk you off or else you will rape her younger sister and her father!

HEY BITCH, DONT SAY A WORD OR ILL SHow U Skeeto Cock!

by LILSKEETO April 11, 2017

Cock Block

To prevent someone or yourself from preforming any acts sexually with someone of the same or opposite sex, purposeful or otherwise.

Some random woman started flirting with me at the bar, even though I'm happy married. I decided to Cock Block myself to prevent further action.

by JustLeaveMeAlone August 21, 2021