assless cock

Pretty straightforward.. a cock minus one ass equals an assless cock..This moniker is reserved for even the most commensurate douche.

I hate that dick..what an assless cock!

by Junxtapuss March 22, 2021

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Cock Top

He makes my blood boil when he talks shit like that to me! He’s a fucking Cock Top!

Don’t talk to me like that! That’s mean, you cock top!

by Lala Anne April 15, 2023

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A police officer, or other person who attempts to exert their “perceived authority” on law-abiding citizens.

I’m exercising my First Amendment rights, you fascist cock knob, so take your badge and your gun, get back into your car and kick rocks.

by Grumpy Buddha June 04, 2023

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I Will cock slap you

by Jhfffhjk December 27, 2015

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Where you slap someone in the cock and scream cock slap

guy 1: hey bro
guy 2: what's up bruh
guy 1:COCK SLAP *SLAPS GUY 2 IN COCK*
guy 2: OW FUCK WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE STUPID PRICK

by CrippledJoker May 16, 2022

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A Cock Slap is referring to a hard hit ball in such spots such as baseball or golf.

“Oh man that ball Carlson hit was a cock slap

by ghwhiffer January 08, 2022

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When your about to nut and you slap your boyfriend with your cock then nut on the dog beside him.

You wanna get this Cock Slap tonight hunnybun

by Giant Testicles December 05, 2019

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