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Cock and mouth disorder

My mate has cock and mouth disorder
by Charz96 May 21, 2023
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Cock Redirect

When a male is cock blocked. Then given a different female with which intercourse is/will be had.
A guy is working on girl #1. when girl #2 approaches him and throws a cock block. however girl #2 pulls a cock redirect and has guaranteed the male intercourse. regardless of how desirable she may be, If at all.

or

Dan: WTF why did you invite Stacy ? she's gonna cock block me all night ! I wanted to go after heather.

Jane: I don't know it just happened. Why do you care ? you'll get some from Stacy anyway.

Dan: yeah but I don't want any from her. You've successfully cock redirected me once again!
by BE_Rogue July 8, 2010
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Cock sucker

A dude named Dylan who has blond hair blue eyes and is a white boy
dude 1: you see that dude over there points at a Dylan

dude 2: yeah he looks like a cock sucker

Dude 1: yeah because he is
by Dnsjsisjxja January 24, 2021
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cock

"oooh why is your cock out"
by googledocsucker November 20, 2019
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cock plug

I'm the cock plug. Got cock on deck, whatchu want?
by cockplug September 9, 2019
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Clap Cock

When you snipe some one with your fat cock in face.
Brian was tight at Mario and told him to Clap Cock.
by Yerr21 August 19, 2018
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lobster cock

when a man's dong is so fucking big and steamy that you cant even fit it down your gullet, sometimes it actually looks like a freshly cooked lobster.
ex: dude, remember Burcham, the maid from Jessie? he had a lobster cock!
by IAmSquidward February 16, 2020
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