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your momma 

the subject of all jokes used by assholes when they have no other comeback.
guy #1-"Dude, stay away from me, your a dick!"
guy #2- *silence for a second*

guy #2-" Your momma!"
guy #1 as he walks away-"Douche"
your momma by fuck 'em all June 29, 2009

your Alex is showing 

Used to let A female know her butt crack is showing when bent over or crouching.

Not to be confused with the phrase ” your Carla is showing “
A female bends over to get one of the guys a beer. One of the guys sees her butt crack sticking way!! out of her jeans. He then announces to everyone "hey your Alex is showing" She then covers it up and usually slaps the accuser.

Your sister's bush

Your sister's pubes, usually said as an insult. This can be used to end an argument easily.
Steve: We should do our homework.
John: Chill bro.
Steve: Do you want to fail?
John: No.
Steve: So we should do our homework.
John: YOUR SISTER'S BUSH.
A game where you put freaks on your friends' "teams." (Freaks meaning people who look weird or are doing something weird.) You can't use people you know or famous people and you have to see them in real life (not on TV). Some day, all the teams will participate in an Olympic-like competition.
"Rattail in the running shorts, your team."

"... Sweet"
Your Team by Pao August 6, 2008

your mom on a stick 

your mom on a stick means your mom + my stick = a big mountain of joy....
me: you're a dick
you: your mom
me: your mom on a stick! haha! PWNED!!!
1. The uglyiest thing in the world

2. A great comeback
"EW today I saw the grossest thing... Know what it was?"
"Yeah, YOUR FACE!!!"
your face by A random somebody September 22, 2005