Fresno Christmas Wreath 

The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.

I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…

Fresno Christmas Wreath by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021

All Cock Wrestling 

All Cock Wrestling is an E-Fed owned by Jay Khan that primary focuses on realism. The current world champion is Bozzy.

P1: I love All Cock Wrestling
P2: Stfu

All Cock Wrestling by markjabroni April 9, 2022

D'arcy Wretzky 

Former Bass Guitarist for The Smashing Pumpkins and was beautiful back in the day, however a few years ago she looked terrible in the mugshot taken of her.

D'arcy Wretzky was so sexy back in the day and has now aged like a bad curry.

D'arcy Wretzky by UltimateDoge October 12, 2022

National Kiss a Wrestler Day 

April 15th is National kiss a wrestler day because Wrestlers do some really hard work all year round and they deserve a kiss so on April 15th find the cutest wrestler and give him a kiss

Becky:Hey Josh do you know what today is?
Josh:April 15th?
Becky:Nope *kisses him*, it’s National kiss a wrestler day
Josh:Boy am I glad I did wrestling

National Kiss a Wrestler Day by HighVoltageOutdoors March 2, 2023

Greco-Roman Wrestling 

Throw his ass.. In greco-roman wrestling there is a lot of throws.

Person 1: Did you see that Greco-Roman Wrestler throw that kid for 5 points? It was so cool.

Person 2: Throw his ass..
Greco-Roman Wrestling

Greco-Roman Wrestling by IowanCorn2352 December 10, 2023

New Caledonian Clit Wrestling

Verb/Action: Two Women in a pool, on surfboards, try and towel snap each others beans until either one cums or falls into the water. Each contestant must take a hit. You Are allowed to hop on the other opponents surfboard and use Non-Weapon/Melee attacks to the clit.

“Bro, try this new sport out, New Caledonian Clit Wrestling”

New Caledonian Clit Wrestling by gv_86 October 19, 2025

Mongolian tickle wrestling

A sport where two competitors tickle each other till the other screams “OHWEHOWN” witch is just a weirdly pronounced way to say homegrown.

Are you going to see the Mongolian tickle wrestling match this weekend?

Mongolian tickle wrestling by Phillie the word enthusiast April 29, 2026