uncle darwinism

NOUN: a loud midget that yells like a SBL boy at my basketball games and is like TRROW DEE BALL!! (urge of every word)and also like HAANDS APP!!

ADJECTIVE: like Darwin bulls

NOUN: Yo bulls! I'm gonna go with Darwinism to the basketball game where he will be MAD DARWINISM and auntie lolet is like I HABE TO BRABE DE ESTORM! and darwin is like no TU umbrellllla we GO TOgeter MOM

ADJECTIVE: OMGosh THAT IS SO DARWINISM! (the bulls that like i am de auntie lolet olet and like omgosh i am having a wallet in my pants and a foot long leg with chuby salty brown toes and i'm pressing my salty brown lips with it spurting out and i am like ew pishbulls oil!)

Umm..Darwin Boy with the midget face!

by BoyBee March 18, 2005

Uncle Fester

A person who uses a modified lightbulb to smoke Meth.

Uncle R*** is bein a Uncle fester again huh? stickin lightbulbs in his mouth makin um light up.

by lil white boi from bama January 1, 2010

uncle ted

Your drunk uncle. Even if your drunk uncle isn't Ted, he'd probably respond to it.

Uncle Ted got so pissed at Thanksgiving that we found him on the floor of my cousin's room passed out and soaked in urine.

by Professor Fatbot January 26, 2004

Uncle Sam

A non-Jewish Middle Eastern-American who bends over backwards to prove how American he is. Derived from "Uncle Tom."

Mo's indie rock friend #1: Did you see Mo get all weird when we introduced him to that hot Syrian chick?
#2: I know, as soon as she asked him what "Mo" was short for, he turned as red as a twice-used maxi pad.
#1: For real! I had to tell her it was short for "Mohamed."
#2: When will he realize "Mo" is the toupee of all nicknames?
#1: (scoffs) I love him more than I love Guided By Voices, but he's such an Uncle
Sam.

Exeunt

by Self-Hating Hipster August 23, 2005

Uncle Sid

Melodic Hard Rock band from Vancouver Canada featuring beautiful female vocalist and great songs.

Uncle Sid is the best original hard rock band of the times.

by redgoodness July 8, 2010

Uncle touchy

A man named coleby and has sighns on his wite van that says free candy free wifi free puppies

Oh my god did you see coleby ya he's such a uncle touchy

by Cbuck March 10, 2017

uncle-t

Whining, crying, or just in general complaing while getting a tattoo done and coming up with different excuses for why you need to take breaks or rest

Jeremy quit being an uncle-t about your tattoo.

by xdustinx January 19, 2008