Twitter

a disgusting hellhole where cancel culture originated

Person A: hi--
Person B: DIDYOUJUSTSAYHITHATSNOTCOOLWJEIOWOEIJEOIJEOIEJOJEOIKEWUIK
Person C: man, twitter really sucks

by jay ig June 27, 2021

DB (twitter)

DB means "Dumb Bitchez"

Just STFU and Leave Her Alone!Your're Picking On Her For Something Stupid!DB (twitter)

by Santonio15_BGC September 11, 2012

twitters/Twitters

An alternative usage for the word "Twitter"---possibly of British origin.

1D's Louis Tomlinson prefers "twitters/Twitters" to other social media networks.

by Jesus Chameleon October 19, 2012

Twitter-Jack

When a conversation is being carried on by two people via Twitter and a third person takes over the conversation without being invited into it.

Suzy: Gracie, I can't wait for Saturday night! It's going to be an epic night.

Gracie: I know, Suzy! I'm about to wet myself with excitement!

Debra: Hey Suzy, Saturday sounds like it's going to be too much fun! Where should I meet you guys?

Suzy: Uh Gracie? Did she just twitter-jack?

by Thumper007 November 27, 2012

twitter

the spot between your twat and your shitter

"That's my twitter!"

by pooster2 December 9, 2012

Twitter-vom

The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.

(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)

Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.

by weg m January 7, 2013

Twitter Dew

When you're following more people than you have followers on twitter.

Following: 456 Followers: 77, He got hella twitter dew

by Icyyy July 17, 2013