toilet parfait

First you poop, then you wipe your butt, but then you suddenly realize you have to poop some more, and then you wipe your butt again. This may be repeated as many times as necessary. When you're done, the layers of poop and toilet paper resemble the layers of fruit and yogurt in a parfait.

Dude 1: Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
Dude 2: Sorry bud, I was making a toilet parfait.

by DarkBass July 23, 2012

The Tayto Toilets

the best group created

tayto toilets > you

the tayto toilets are better than you LOL

by Crystal <3 August 21, 2021

Wardrobe Toilet

The occasion when you go to bed so intoxicated, that you stumble out of cloud 9 drunkenly confused and use your wardrobe as a toilet. Awkward the next day when you realise you have urinated all over your shoes and other wardrobey items.

Hannah: "Anne, I bought you this glass of water. What are you doing in the wardrobe with your pants down?"
Anne: (drunkenly mumbles) "wardrobe toilet....."
Hannah: "ummmmm....."

by wardrobetoiletmaster June 7, 2011

Toilet Paper

The most important thing in times of a pandemic.

Toilet paper is nutritious and healthy for your brain!

by Merpish Man April 26, 2020

toilet turkey

The third after Thanksgiving dinner.

I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!

by Tomayko Plumbing November 23, 2017

Skibidi toilet

The unfunniest thing to ever exist on the internet that Gen Alphas are dying laughing over

Gen Alpha: Hey, do you know Skibidi toilet?
Other generation: No. Is that what you kids are into these days?
Gen Alpha: *shows it and laughs uncontrollably*

Other generation: what the actual fuck has the world become…

by RN1306 October 24, 2023

Toilet monkey

Monkey that’s in the toilet

John Stamos: Yo what that monkey doin in the

toilet

Steve Jobs: oh yeah that’s toilet monkey nigga he stay willin he crazy af

by Sam Gleason October 16, 2019