When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste
Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”
by Carne asodomy June 13, 2023
Steve: "Damn I can't stop thinking of that girl from the other night"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"
by joe....... May 19, 2025
an Alaskan one night stand is a situationship originally a hook up or friends with benefits situation that has not only lasted a long time but also reached serious relationship milestones without being labeled as a relationship. it usually happens when one or both participants consciously or subconsciously desire a relationship but don’t communicate in fear of rejection.
Sue: My friend Tammy is pregnant with her third child.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.
by s. betty June 20, 2022
I don't think one-night stands work on jersey shore, because you will probably see that guy again. It's more like a jersey shore stand.
by LGAKHC May 28, 2010
If you are talking to multiple people on AIM and just out of coincidence, nobody responds for a short period of time.
Person A is talking to B and C. A types a message to B and then types a message to C, but neither respond right away.
and so, it's a stand-me-still.
and so, it's a stand-me-still.
by Pseudomeyeudo August 09, 2009
by Answers to your horny question February 06, 2023
Michael Franzese
Hey man! Have you heard of Michael Franzese?
Are you kidding? He’s the definition of a stand up guy!
Oh, my bad!
It’s ok. Fuggetaboutit!
Are you kidding? He’s the definition of a stand up guy!
Oh, my bad!
It’s ok. Fuggetaboutit!
by Gonzorino September 09, 2020