The past-tense act of eating the delicious cheesy bread from regional pizza chain, Mackenzie River, and/or the ambiguous past-tense of performing a sexual act.
Example 1: “Me and the homies went to Mack River last night and got lodge poled. My breath smelled like ass after.”
Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”
“Well.”
“How well?”
“I got lodge poled.”
“Nice.”
Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”
“Well.”
“How well?”
“I got lodge poled.”
“Nice.”
by MacReady95 June 12, 2023

by maxamillion69 September 28, 2024

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Its where two guys attach the piercings on their penises together and pulls up on the base of the penis while aroused.
by WhothefkRu June 16, 2011

A pretty cool dude. If you come across someone with the name JP that goes by Jelly Pole, you know you're coming across a sex god. (I would recommend tapping that, if possible.)
Chick #1: "Hey, do you know that guy over there? He's smokin'."
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"
by Rad!04ct!v3 December 8, 2013

Pronounced: Pohl gay-zer.
-Adverb.
Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.
-Adverb.
Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.
You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!
by Ravyn Monroe September 29, 2021

When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.
by nachotaco February 22, 2023
