Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man

Yeah, bitch, I saw it. Better believe I saw it. I see everything.

Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2023

The Keep

A word used to describe someone who is a big boi fan of the V-Tubing community.

Ah you see that brownie over there? Big time The Keep.

by WeeWoo21919 October 12, 2020

I keep that sh*t on

When someone “keep that sh*t on”, it means they’re always dressed nice, or all their outfits “drip”.

“I’m like them 5 Star Profit boys. I keep that sh*t on!”

by IKTSOinc July 23, 2024

Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018

keep your pecker up

UK
Old-fashioned informal for trying to stay happy when things are difficult:

US/CA
US and Canadian slang a vulgar slang word for penis.

UK
Keep your pecker up, old chap. Things will work out in the end.

US
You're an idiot. Probably got a small pecker too.

by esoul January 3, 2024

Keeping you big as hell

You looked this up because of all those spam comments under Santa Cruz medicinals videos didn’t you? It’s from the YouTube Channel “Cory Armstrong Fitness”. Not knowing the meaning keeping you big as hell ngl

Young men keeping you big as hell

by JordanPooleFitnessOfficial January 24, 2024

Keep my cool

maintain a calm and controlled attitude.

"I have to keep my cool and run my own race"

by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025