my shirt hurt

When your shirt gets stuck on your Clavicle

My shirt hurt!!!

by Latemyvaehss July 16, 2018

mascara on shirt

When your soft cock partner has to soothe his bit on the side after their very disappointing love making

She was so mascara on shirt, furious because he failed to satisfy her

by Learntosatisfyarealwoman March 13, 2018

Shirt Bruiser

Slang for a horny homosexual male - especially one who doesn't wait until the shirt is off before getting down to business.

Kim: "That guy looks cute - I think I'll ask him out for coffee."
Jessica: "You're wasting your time if you want THAT kind of action. He's a shirt bruiser."

by Cool4Katz June 4, 2024

morning after shirt

A dude's button up shirt commonly put on by a girl when she wakes up the morning after

Damn she looks even hotter in the morning after shirt than she did last night.

by Baby Octane October 9, 2017

Shirt

in white supremacist circles, someone not fully devoted to the cause: not a brownshirt or a blackshirt.

Ignore him, bro; he's just a shirt. You said the truth.

by mjxwn2019 December 14, 2020

gray shirt of lust

A particularly attractive shirt worn by Sherlock Holmes in the British tv show "Sherlock." It's similar to the purple shirt of sex, but you know, gray.

Sherlock is looking nice this episode in the gray shirt of lust.

by Alice-day June 8, 2016

shirt-pantsing

Doesn’t even need a definition tbh its common knowledge what this means 🤷 ♂️

Hey Connor! Are you shirt-pantsing?

Hells Yeah I am!

by idkbijmunmk June 22, 2022