Inch King

When a small man gives a woman his full inch length.

Casey gave his wife the inch king last night

by Barracudaaaa September 23, 2013

King of the Shire

A guy who is known for successfully hooking up with multitude of very short girls

friend 1: Did you see David bring that 5' 1'' home last night?

friend 2: Ya dude, he is definitely the King of the Shire

by Gandy Wandalf August 30, 2017

King Swinger

Someone who understands what others don't about a particular game they are playing. They are often more rational allowing them to get a better grasp on fundamentals.

"fuark bro you see that guy effectively manage his price risk, how the fuck he do that?"
"Yea not sure man, its like he understands things like hedging , carry, spread risk and the basic calculations for pricing grain at each stage of the supply chain"
"true, sounds like the cunts a king swinger"

by Kerser2 August 4, 2021

Internet King's

Internet Kings is like telling somebody they to internet they not bout it in real life

this world is full of Internet King's

by Javeyo April 8, 2021

King Blumpkin

The master of Blumpkins
Receives the most Blumpkins
Has the best Blumpkin stories

Can use Blumpkin as a noun, verb, adjective

Christian is the king of blumpkintown
Rob is a Blumpkin protegee
Dom gives Blumpkins while fondeling himself
Everyone wants to be King Blumpkin

by millhouse 22 December 2, 2010

Nick king

A bitch who always wants to fight likes baseball and basketball loves masturbating to extreme bondage porn
Plays icky cookie every weekend with his brother dad and boyfriend

That bitch is a nick king

by Lakerthegreater March 6, 2017

ping king

A ping king is a rich man who spends his money on luxurious items such as watches,clothes,cars and knows how to treat a women he will never do a women wrong because a ping king is a gentleman

Have you seen my mate he's a ping king

by The devil reincornated February 23, 2019