Sympathy Boner

When you feel bad for her , but she rockin' them jeans.

Man, that sucks she lost her job, but damn! Her ass giving me a sympathy boner.

by !nsert pseudonym here September 4, 2016

Faggot Sympathizer

someone who is openly accepting of gays. these people are most likely faggots themselves.

"Yo why is Noah eating by himself?"
"He's a faggot sympathizer dude, his only friends are queers"

by John Yang April 18, 2018

sympathy boner

When one guy sees another walking down the street w/ an ill concealed boner, the following ?????? steps occur:
1. Guy 1 sees the unfortunate boner
2. Guy 1 thinks about why Guy 2 might have this boner
3. Guy 1 thinks about the things that might make this happen to him, too
4. Guy 1 stubbles across an arousing memory or idea
5. Wham-o, sympathy boner.

Guy 2: *boner*
Guy 1: Aww that sucks *sympathy boner*

by ThatsOneL November 26, 2009

The Simpsons

Premiered first on The Tracy "Ugly Bitch" Show on HBO, then came to Fox, was good for a about 9 seasons, and then got boring, Family Guy came along took the same basic concept of a family but made it funnier, now The Simpsons is going to the shitter and The Griffins own.

Homer: We have three children?

Peter: Let's see, Chris, Stewie, and... Megatron! Sweeeet!

by Brian August 4, 2004

jessica simpson

she is pretty, has a kind of nice voice, and acts dumb, but she has no ass, she fakes one by wearing butt pads

jessica simpson in the video these boots are made for walkin

by Sarah La'Shay December 29, 2005

Symp

Short for Communist sympathzer, or commie symp(s).

Hey, did you see that chic, she was wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt? Stinking commime symp!

by [e-mail] March 31, 2009

Ashlee Simpson

The worlds most beatiful woman. Full of talent and can stop men in her tracks with her radiant beauty!

I wish my girl was hot as Ashlee Simpson.

by Ash Ash May 6, 2006