on paper

solely by reputation or abstract report, theoretically

The idea may work on paper but will not be so simple in real life.

by The Return of Light Joker May 15, 2008

Plastic Pape

Scottish slang for a Celtic supporter who claims to be Catholic, but turns out he's just daft !

I Beat the shite out of a plastic pape comin' out Celtic park last night.

by Moyz January 16, 2008

paper

in gangs, paper is another word for money or something to roll up smoke-able drugs in.

ay yo!!! wherz my muua fukin paper??

by gmg2011 October 3, 2008

Toilet paper test

When a man sticks his flaccid or erect penis into the inner cardboard ring of a roll of toilet paper to test his girth. If it goes in he fails. If it doesn’t enter he fails

Yo David have you done the toilet paper test?

by Trumpforprezzzzz June 18, 2019

eat my ass paper

Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.

Hey dude! You're an asshole. Eat my ass paper!

by ChrisD June 11, 2006

paper

Heroin. It is called paper because of the stamp bag it comes in.

"You need some hard?"
"Nah, you got paper?"
"How much you need?"
"Lemme get 4"
"All right. Wait there and don't talk to nobody else."

by Pissbird December 31, 2006

Paper Maché

The act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during sexual relations. Once the jizz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper maché of that ugly bitch.

Harv: How did the sex with that butterface go last night?
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.

by Jon Griz March 1, 2008