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Blooming Onion

When you train your anal gum slut is trained well enough and gapes freely after where her as a pink sock puppet, and her asshole blossoms into a prolapsed mess resulting in the shape of a blooming rose hence the Blooming Onion.
RyRy had these hoe's so coked up that they let him try on their pink socks until they proudly showcased their "Blooming Onion's".
by Benny Fyttz 414 May 15, 2018
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knows one's onions

to be thoroughly knowledgeable or competent in a subject area
Look at her working that poll, she really knows one's onions.
by Drewster888 February 23, 2009
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o- o- o- onichan

o- o- o- onichan i fucked your dog
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Oniondipcat

Origin, Florida, 2004

The act of poking someone in the eye with a Snicker's bar, while afterwards saying "I didn't do it, it was Marryanne"
Dude, that's a twix bar...
by MeerSchweinchen April 29, 2004
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OniLink9000

Alien from the planet Neblak. Has come to earth for the sole purpose of mutilating cows for no particular reason and probing many a human with long metal objects.
Farmer Jed: Hey'd you here about that OniLink feller?
Farmer Bob: Hear about him? He probed my entire family and cut up all my cows now what am I gon do? :'(
by Annatar August 30, 2004
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onion dip

Slang used in some parts of Saskatchewan and Alberta to describe a person with a mediocre appearance. The third of four different ratings: Salsa, beef dip, onion dip and bean dip.
"So what did you think of Jason?"
"Meh, he was an onion dip, you could do better."
by Toria Spencer March 20, 2008
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onion juice

Shreks favorite part about raping his victims. His onion juice begins to eshrekulate as he slams and pounds into the ripping anus of his willing onion victims.
I peeled my emergency onion to summon my ogrelord shrek and he began to fill my anus with onion juice from his 15 foot ogre cock.
by Shreks willing servant February 13, 2017
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