Definitions by Annatar
OniLink9000
Alien from the planet Neblak. Has come to earth for the sole purpose of mutilating cows for no particular reason and probing many a human with long metal objects.
Farmer Jed: Hey'd you here about that OniLink feller?
Farmer Bob: Hear about him? He probed my entire family and cut up all my cows now what am I gon do? :'(
Farmer Bob: Hear about him? He probed my entire family and cut up all my cows now what am I gon do? :'(
OniLink9000 by Annatar August 30, 2004
Haleon
Bigtime neocon makes Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'reilly look tame by comparison. Would of bombed Iraq 12 times over if they made this crazy SOB president.
Is known to call popular radio talk shows pretending to be a deranged Michael Moore fan so he can post the conversation in its entirety for the enjoyment of his right wing message board cult following.
Is known to call popular radio talk shows pretending to be a deranged Michael Moore fan so he can post the conversation in its entirety for the enjoyment of his right wing message board cult following.