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juice 'n' deuce

the act of taking heroin, whilst simultaneously defecating.
"what took you so long?"
"juice 'n' deuce bitch"
"safe lad"
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Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.
What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??
by lexicon55 August 11, 2021
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Deuce of Hazzard

To deficate while sliding across the hood of an automobile leaving a streak of excrement behind
That loser thinks he's got the coolest car so I did a deuce of Hazzard on it last night.
by Cletuscrow February 8, 2015
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county deuce

When someone gives you a very short cigarette with less than 2 puffs left before you hit the filter.
"Yo, Ryssa, Lemme have your county deuce!"
"Damn. For real? Here."
by The_Jolly_Green_Giant March 1, 2020
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on the deuce

DON'T FORGET TO BAM RECORDED ALOT OF SHIT ON THE DEUCE IMA GET MY HANDS ON THAT TO RELEASE IT
by The_Abbot December 12, 2010
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Diddle Deuce

Phrase used towards a diddler. See Diddy.
I'm gonna drop a big diddle!! Diddle Deuce!
by ackerman_tyler November 16, 2025
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Sneaky Deuce

Pooping in someone's home without their knowledge, then leaving.
Amara: Oh my god someone just shit in my toilet!
Corey: Heh, sneaky deuce.
by playboicartifartgirl120 January 5, 2025
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